Okay, I guess you'd call this a sort-of Celebrity Sort-Of Look-Alike

This one involves a historical figure and an inanimate object...

Joseph Merrick, the so-called elephant man...


...and this gourd.

Okay, I sincerely apologize for this one.

Adieu, summertime!!!

I just put together this festive arrangement... I will be placing it on my desk at work tomorrow. It's my way of welcoming my favorite time of year, fall/winter (which, come December in Houston, means an invigorating chill in the 75 degree air)... it also means my coworkers will have yet another example of "less-than-hetero" behavior on my part with which to have fun.

Ummm...

Proudly Bringing Houston the Finest and Runniest Foods the World has to Offer for over 25 Years

"In the interest of full disclosure" is not a concept that serves my best interests well...

Maybe I should remove the part about it burning when I pee from my eHarmony personality profile.