Celebrity Sort-of Look-Alike: Hall & Oates / Cartoon Edition

Keenly-coiffured Daryl Hall...

...and the character I've more or less emulated in every way (especially the not scoring aspect) since 1993, Beavis.

The man who took the baton from Art Garfunkel... and then passed it to Andrew Ridgeley, the magnificently-mustachioed John Oates...

...and long, lost "Garfield" character, Lyman.

A Celebrity Sort-of Look-Alike, World Cup / NFL Mini Camp Edition

Manchester United / English national team football star, Wayne Rooney...

and Houston Texans football funnyman, David Anderson...

A Sort-of Look-Alike, State of the Union edition

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi...

and this thing, whatever the hell it is...

Hey, I'm thinking it's about time for a Celebrity Sort-of Look-Alike!

New USC head coach and least likely candidate to win the Knoxville Chamber of Commerce 2010 Man of the Year, Lane Kiffin...

and comedian / Comedy Central personality (which is strange, as Comedy Central seemingly has nothing at all to do with anything that is funny), Daniel Tosh

Time for the first Celebrity Sort-of Look-Alike of the new year!

Former Padres and Giants left-handed starting pitcher (former left-handed anything, actually), Dave Dravecky...

and sassy film critic, Rex Reed

A Civil Servant Sort-Of Look-Alike

The new mayor-elect of Houston, Annise Parker...

and the mayor of TV's South Park

Come on... really??? Another Celebrity Sort-Of Look-Alike!

Quirky actor Rainn Wilson...


and storyteller and satirist Garrison Keillor

Okay, I guess you'd call this a sort-of Celebrity Sort-Of Look-Alike

This one involves a historical figure and an inanimate object...

Joseph Merrick, the so-called elephant man...


...and this gourd.

Okay, I sincerely apologize for this one.

Dear God, no! Another Sort-Of Celebrity Look-Alike!!!

Los Angeles Lakers young center, Andrew Bynum...


and Mykelti Williamson's "Bubba" character from Forrest Gump

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE CELEBRITY SORT-OF LOOK-ALIKES!!!

Sorry... can't help myself! :-)

The late, great rocker, Freddie Mercury...



...and the "Bennett" character from the Schwartzenegger classic Commando.



"C'mon, Bennett... let's party."

Yet Another Celebrity Sort-Of Look-Alike!!!

New Houston Rockets point guard Kyle Lowry...



...and former rapper / current man of God, Ma$e

A Celebrity Sort-Of Look-Alike!

American actor Leon (remember him from Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video? Huh? HUH?)...




...and Didier Drogba, striker for EPL club Chelsea.

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 3

I repost this in honor of the Texans' franchise-best third consecutive win yesterday...

Original post date: June 14, 2007 - Thursday

If they mated...

Astros All-Star Lance Berkman...

...and tennis great Pete Sampras...

...and you get new Texans quarterback Matt Schaub!

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2

Original post date: October 17, 2007 - Wednesday

Yet another celebrity look-alike

The 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso...


and...

Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!