Thursday, May 22, 2008

Holy Haiku, Batman!!!

Summer... you are here!
Or so it seems, as a child
Would drown in my pits.

From deep, up it wells,
Needing, yearning to burst forth-
Gas... what sweet relief!

Fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, FUDGE!
Man... OH, MAN... how I love fudge!
My head is on fire.

I was so alone...
Mr. Unpredicatble
Bladder's bound to be.

Beer! Can't stand the sight!
Down the hatch and out of mind...
Another one, please!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

your poetry is quite humorous. Interesting subject matter, too.