Okay, folks... just thought I'd take a moment to list a number of topics that will never be discussed here in my little playpen o' pontification...
--Lindsay Lohan's boobs
--Joba Chamberlain joining the Yankees' starting staff
--The DaVinci Code (book OR film)
--Britney Spears' vagina
--"Dancing with the Stars"... hell, ANY sort of reality television, for that matter
--Kanye West's impact on hip-hop
--The great Hummus vs. Baba Ganoush debate (Hey... you can't go wrong with either one!)
--The New York Times
--People who put themselves, or aspects (physical or spiritual) of their being, up for auction on eBay
--My unhealthy obsession with tapioca pudding
--Gas grills
--Nicole Ritchie's Auschwitz-looking ass
--The films of Will Ferrell or Judd Apatow
--New Hampshire
--The German political party: Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands (SPD)
--Hummers (the automobile, I mean. Fellatio is always fair game)
--Mennonites
--David Letterman, post 1995
--Miller beer products
--The Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission or the Bilderbergs
--Arena football
--Canadian football
--Australian-rules football
--Brownies with walnuts in them
--Anything about Paris Hilton (other than news of her meeting with an unspeakably horrific demise)
You've been warned... don't try me, you bastards!
2 comments:
Rebuke. That's a funny word.
"Rebuke"... rhymes with "puke", which is what I'm about to do as I watch Anthony Bourdain eat some nasty, nasty shit.
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