I hate most network programming... and I especially abhor so-called "reality television". This genre of "entertainment" is the very embodiment of disgusting. So, of course, I've spent the last several moments contemplating new and exciting concepts for reality TV shows I'd like to see produced... and if you'll indulge an exercise in catharsis, I give you twenty titles that have sprung, just as Athena from Zeus, fully-formed from my mind...
Leper Colony: French Guiana
Dancing with the Disabled
Feces Factor
Battered Women's Shelter: World Series of Poker Wives
Are You Allergic?
Confessions of TV News Interns
Assassination Nation: Sniper School
Tales from the Port Authority
Temptation Island 2: Electric Boogaloo
Evenings with Ernest Borgnine
Living with Syphilis
San Diego Meteorologists
Insipid, Despicable People Eat Bugs and Go Weeks Without Bathing
Who Wants to be a Busboy?
The Transient
Tic-Tac-Ticks (hey, even traditional format game shows are referred to as "reality TV' these days!)
Beating the Addiction: The $5 DVD Bin at Wal-Mart
The Fetid Fishmonger presents "Catch of the Day"
The Loves of Ivan Lendl
America's Funniest Fraternity Hazing Deaths
F*ck you, Hollywood!
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