Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Oh, the Reality!!!

I hate most network programming... and I especially abhor so-called "reality television". This genre of "entertainment" is the very embodiment of disgusting. So, of course, I've spent the last several moments contemplating new and exciting concepts for reality TV shows I'd like to see produced... and if you'll indulge an exercise in catharsis, I give you twenty titles that have sprung, just as Athena from Zeus, fully-formed from my mind...

Leper Colony: French Guiana

Dancing with the Disabled


Feces Factor

Battered Women's Shelter: World Series of Poker Wives

Are You Allergic?

Confessions of TV News Interns

Assassination Nation: Sniper School

Tales from the Port Authority

Temptation Island 2: Electric Boogaloo

Evenings with Ernest Borgnine

Living with Syphilis

San Diego Meteorologists

Insipid, Despicable People Eat Bugs and Go Weeks Without Bathing

Who Wants to be a Busboy?

The Transient

Tic-Tac-Ticks (hey, even traditional format game shows are referred to as "reality TV' these days!)

Beating the Addiction: The $5 DVD Bin at Wal-Mart

The Fetid Fishmonger presents "Catch of the Day"

The Loves of Ivan Lendl

America's Funniest Fraternity Hazing Deaths

F*ck you, Hollywood!

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