Thursday, October 9, 2008

"Everybody knows that the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground... WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A 'BURROW OWL' ANYWAY?"

So...

What ever became of all the useful information that used to be so easily procured by simply writing to the fine folks at the Federal Consumer Information Center in Pueblo, CO? Did they have to shut down their prodigious pamphlet mill? If so, why? The economy? A decline in the popularity of the pamphlet medium, perhaps? Maybe it got to the point where all their precious wisdom had been revealed, and they simply had no more to give. Did this downturn in the consumer tips literature market have an adverse impact on the economy of Pueblo? These are things I'd really like to know.

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