Thursday, November 13, 2008

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 4

Original post date: July 9, 2007 - Monday

People say...

..."Don't pee on my leg and then tell me it's raining!"... but what the hell do people know about anything anyway? I say, "If you've got it, flaunt it!", so I do... flaunt it, that is... because I have it... quite frequently actually. That being said (or, in this case, written... well, typed... rather slowly, to be truthful), I've found that, more often than not, by the time my third hot-buttered bum biscuit is airborne, I'm in solitude city, baby. Eh, f*ck 'em anyway... I'm more than capable of keeping myself entertained.

Could somebody please light a match? Oh, yeah... um... nevermind.

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