Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 9

Original post date: June 26, 2007 - Tuesday

Some of Ted's Favorite Quotes... ENJOY!

"It is better to be feared than loved, if one cannot be both." --Niccolo Machiavelli

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." --Charles de Gaulle

"Work is the curse of the drinking class." --Oscar Wilde

"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." --Plutarch

"Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself." --Richard M. Nixon

"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others." --Pericles

"Some people are dumb." --Butt-head

"All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don't. And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity." --Robert F. Kennedy

"Mmmmmmmm... beeeeer." --Homer Simpson

"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." --Carl Jung

"When we went back to the dressing room after the game, that parrot was dead." --Archie Manning

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." --Nada (played by Roddy Piper) in They Live


PROFOUND!!!

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