Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 10

Original post date: July 14, 2007 - Saturday

Do you ever have those days...

...where, for whatever reason... usually something you can't really place your finger on, you just feel pretty? Well, I don't. Now don't get me wrong... I fancy myself quite the lovely specimen of humanity... but pretty?

How to remedy this? Perhaps if I shaved more frequently than seven times a year... maybe a nice designer fragrance...

Eh, f*ck it... too damn much work.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I feel pretty after wearing the same pair of jeans for two weeks.