The long-awaited, eagerly-anticipated return of Ted's awful, awful Haiku

Into the abyss
Of insecurity, dread
Fear and fright... Dating

Duck, duck, GOOSE... duck, duck
What a stupid, stupid game
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...

Tapioca, ma'am?
Just being nice... so why'd she
Kick me in the balls?

House is empty now
Not a home with such a void
We drank all the beer