Sunday, March 8, 2009

Not that I've ever claimed that my diet is what you might call low-cal...

but in 27 months of strict, no-exception ovo-lacto vegetarianism, my waist size has increased by EIGHT FREAKING INCHES...

EIGHT!!!

I wonder if the nine gallons of beer I consume weekly might have any bearing on this development.
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Unknown said...

I think someone has been shrinking your measuring tape by tiny increments, just to mess with you. The same thing has happened to me. I can't wait to get my hands on the bastards behind this.

March 9, 2009 at 1:53 AM

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