Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Golden MySpace Classics... Texas' Citadel of Stupidity's Greatest Hits, Vol. 6

Original post date: July 24, 2007 - Tuesday

The path to a man's heart...

... is to start with an 11 to 12 inch incision in the chest... then, the breastbone is split in two. A retractor is then used to pull back the breastbone and ribs in order to open up the chest...

...or so I've read. Please keep in mind, I'm no expert or anything... about this... or much else really.

Please love me!

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