The public perception of me seems to be that I'm just a wee bit odd... and I will acknowledge that, perhaps, some of my ideas/enthusiasms/grooming "habits" are somewhat off-center, outside the collective "norm". In a further embrace of this assertion, I'd like to throw out some examples to back up this reality... concepts bound to make most others cringe, but certain to make me smile... here we go!
"Ladies and gentleman... the comedy stylings of Norm MacDonald!"
"This album is the heaviest dose of Moog synthesizer I've ever heard!"
"Looks like we're gonna be stuck here a while, and all we have to eat is edamame and chili paste."
"And the Academy Award goes to... Ted McGinley!"
"Tomorrow's high temperature won't even get up to freezing." (Alas, for me, that never happens around here)
"The required reading list includes four Dostoevsky novels."
"I brought several of those Lindt 99% Cacao chocolate bars."
"That was just horrible about Jack Black... being eaten alive by those alligators!"
"The asteroid is going to directly impact Austin, wiping it off the face of the earth."
"They've created the first cloned human... and it's McLean Stevenson!!!"
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